“ Okay, hey, I got something to say to you, man. I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out, and I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter, and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.
New Girl (via she-thinks)
